I had heard that stores like Home Depot could be hazardous for a spankee when shopping with a spanker since there were so many objects that could be fashioned into makeshift implements, but I never thought Tractor Supply Company would be. I assumed they’d have … well … tractors and other equally boring stuff. But [...]

A topic of discussion that frequently comes up in my Pixie-mail correspondence is what are my favorite and least favorite implements. Such a simple question, yet I find it difficult to answer. There isn’t one particular implement that I’ll happily hand to the nearest spanker for use on my bottom, nor is there one that [...]