Richard Windsor encouraged me to take a look at some of the keywords that people use in search engines to find my blog. I have now spent way too much time being amused by some of the unusual phrases such as “a real bear from the woods spanking another bear”, “clare fonda hamster”, and “I want a pixie in my panties”.
But one phrase caught my eye as a truly wonderful idea – “Bedtime spanking breakfast in bed”. Add this one to my fantasy list. I envision being gently awakened as the covers are tugged away and then given a warm, playful good morning spanking first over the seat of my pajamas and then on the bare. Then my charming spanker and I would cozy up back in bed together and enjoy a delightful breakfast in bed consisting of eggs, bacon, toast, milk, and fresh fruit.
Perhaps the person who entered that phrase though had something much less fun and punishment oriented in mind – a painful spanking delivered at bedtime and then made to get up the next morning to serve the spanker his breakfast in bed before heading to the corner or some dreadful thing.
Nope, my fantasy is way better. Don’t you agree? A little over the knee and eggs over easy to start your day off right?
January 8th, 2012 - 5:47 am
I would like to choose option 1 please
Prefectdt
January 8th, 2012 - 7:03 am
i would agree with you a spanking to start day then some breakfast and coffee and juice. long it playful fun one not punishment one i mean how can you get in trouble if you been sleeping unless spanker found something u didnt do before went to bed
January 8th, 2012 - 9:15 am
I imagine the intent of the “Bedtime spanking breakfast in bed” that was fed into the “search engine” was to find a way to coerce the intended spankee to make breakfast in bed for the spanker by giving a bed time thrashing to the spankee with the threat of more to come if the next mornings breakfast in bed was not perfect.
I’m imagining champagne or mimosas, steak and eggs benedict, wheat toast with real butter and marmalade, yogurt, fresh squeezed orange and grapefruit juice, fresh fruit including pineapple, Thai rice soup, and all served up on a silver platter and service. This to be followed by oral sex and a valium so that the spanker may leisurely sleep the day away.
If everything is not perfect the bottom will be re-warmed with appropriate implements and given a chance to try again the next day, bedtime spanking included.
January 8th, 2012 - 10:20 am
I love your breakfast choice with the twist of my spanker serving it to ME.
January 8th, 2012 - 12:22 pm
Hi Pixie, I could not resist commenting on this post, not least the phrase you mention may well hook into my blog esp if used as an image search.
As for spanking you in your pyjamas I have no prefence to choice a or b and I expect over time you have had been liable to both types.
best regards paul
January 8th, 2012 - 3:04 pm
How would I interpret “Bedtime spanking breakfast in bed?”
Maybe eggs over easy to start your day, with bottom done ‘sunny side up’ the night before – the red glow matching the sunset?
January 8th, 2012 - 8:44 pm
Hey Pixie,
I think something is missing between the warm up spanking and the french toast.
Oh ya, I know…good sex….
Thanks,
Will
January 9th, 2012 - 1:32 am
Pixie, I totally agree with you, a nice spanking in bed is an ideal way to start the day.
January 9th, 2012 - 7:53 am
Pixie yes a pre breakfast spanking then a nice meal of grapefruit juice and toast with a toasty botty ,.Audrey receives big spanks from her new nanny for being a little brat girl,love and spanks from Tim xxxxxx
January 9th, 2012 - 1:07 pm
I just got one thing to say Pixie. You sound like the perfect girlfriend/wife. Sounds like the best way to start a weekend if I was your man. Wouldn’t want Monday to come. haha. You are a beautiful, sexy lady. Take Care Sweetie
January 10th, 2012 - 3:16 pm
i love that breakfast in bed and then a spanking
January 10th, 2012 - 4:28 pm
Very sexy darling. Option one for me!!
Ron
January 10th, 2012 - 11:18 pm
I don’t want to burst anyone’s fantasy bubble here but, seriously, I can think of many venues that would be preferable to a bed-and-breakfast establishment to engage in a spanking scenario. It works on a fantasy level, but just imagine the looks you would get from the other guests the next morning at breakfast. If they didn’t complain the night before, that is. Of course, I suppose that opens up a whole other thing in which the proprietor of the inn decides that … oh, never mind.
January 11th, 2012 - 6:22 am
Pixie,
Great idea. How ’bout I meet you at the crack of Dawn?…or the crack of Clare….or of Sally….or Abigale.
I know that would make me rise and shine!
January 13th, 2012 - 8:33 pm
I believe your second interpretation of “spanking breakfast in bed” is probably closer to what the person entering the phrase had in mind. I would venture to guess that it was probably more in the realm of advise on how to get his young lady to deliver breakfast in bed.
I know what I would suggest..start by asking his young lady the night before to kindly wake up early and deliver breakfast in bed dressed in her very short and transparent nightie (not pjs) as I am sure this would be a nice gesture in exchange for all he does for her.
Since the irresponsible girl would undoubtedly forget to set her alarm clock she would be woken by a firm over the knee spanking in bed. The short nightie would be flung out of the way in no time and the matching sheer panties would offer no defense. Once she was properly awake she could go off and get breakfast ready and deliver it in short time.
The young lady would then be ordered to stand in the corner, panties at her ankles, hands on her head; which with arms raised would cause the short nightie to rise even higher and perfectly frame her well spanked bottom. She would stand there until the meal was finished.
How’s that compete with your fantasy?
January 14th, 2012 - 7:10 am
Pixie young Pi got very big spanks from David for her very bad attitude in the latest vid series at PB.,love and spanks ,Tim xxxxxx
January 14th, 2012 - 4:45 pm
If it were my Bed and Breakfast, I would spank you and serve you breakfast in the kitchen. You may eat standing if you prefer, but I doubt I would spank you so harshly you could not sit, especially first thing in the morning. Seriously, how much trouble can you get into waking up?
As for “I want Pixie in my panties,” do you think we should tell them there’s a way to actually DO that? Nah.
January 19th, 2012 - 2:28 pm
Dear Pixie–
I would have to agree. I can think of no better way to start a morning than to turn to a loved one, give them a hug and a kiss (brush your teeth first), and then turning them bottom-side up for a little spanking wake-up call.
Dr. Ken