I greatly enjoyed reading everyone’s responses and the theories behind the guesses my “Which Is It?” post. We just might have to play that game again!
The correct answer is #3 was not a real reason I was spanked. You see, I was in fact pulled over by a police officer for passing on the right. It was a two lane road that was soon to go down to one, and I was stuck behind a slow driver in the left lane. I pulled around him, but was then pulled over myself as it is a moving violation to pass on the right (apparently even when the person in the left lane is going to speed of a snail). I was informed that I was driving like a “knucklehead” but I was not given a ticket. My husband did not spank me because he said he would have done the same thing if he was driving! LOL.
I was indeed spanked for scaring the bejeezus out of him when leaping out of the shadows and then laughing my head off at his startled reaction. 
I was also given a few swats for gloating a bit too much over fixing the checkbook. Hmph. Maybe next time I won’t fix it, eh?
And although many people guessed that #2 was the fake story, it was in fact not only true, but of the 3, it was the one I was spanked for the most. You see, my husband’s strong reaction was to the thought that if I was ever in a truly dangerous situation – attacked, stalked, assualted, etc – that I would simply give up and not fight for my life and well-being. It may seem like an odd reason at first glance, but hopefully the backstories add some insight.
Regardless, I’m sure many of us have been spanked or given spankings for seemingly odd reasons. Any odd ones you’ve experienced or heard about?
August 24th, 2010 - 12:59 pm
Oh, please. How many hours do we have? John will make up the most ridiculous and outrageous “reasons” off the top of his head.
Recently we visited a friend who has two cats, a male and a female. The female is younger and insanely jealous when the male gets any attention, so she goes at him, bats him in the face, steals his toys, etc. When we got home and spanking ensued, I heard, “Why are you girls so mean?” (referring to the damn cat!)
August 24th, 2010 - 1:22 pm
I’m not surprised that you didn’t get spanked for passing on the right. Who in NJ *doesn’t* pass on the right
We’re just better drivers hahahaha
August 24th, 2010 - 4:03 pm
A man in uniform? Who could resist?
August 24th, 2010 - 5:38 pm
I got spanked for not knowing how many bridges there are in Amsterdam. I think that’s probably the most random reason I ever got spanked!
August 24th, 2010 - 6:33 pm
Obviously you were not at your most patient frame of mind and probably not feeling your kindest at that moment. Did you THINK about flipping off the other driver?
As for seemingly odd reasons for spankings, none delivered to me. I earned them all. But I had a series of email exchanges with a female top who admitted to loving head games. A sub of hers showed up for a session wearing thong panties and was spanked for not wearing a bikini. Next time she wore the bikini and was spanked for not wearing cotton panties.
August 24th, 2010 - 11:43 pm
i have to thing of the phrase:
I will give you reason to cry about.
as if the original sadness wasnt enough
once long gazillion years ago, when i was a boy and locked myself into a bathroom (gravely forbidden in our house back then) i was threatened to come out OR get a spanking. parent logics. i did come out and got a spanking
wtf?
August 25th, 2010 - 1:05 am
It’s amazing how similar cats and humans are.
I’d always heard how bad Jersey drivers are. The first one who told me that was a guy who lived in PA. Later he moved to Jersey.
How many bridges ARE in Amsterdam? Won’t ask how many brothels.
I’m spending Saturday in traffic school for a run-in with a red light camera. When I’m driving and my phone rings I always ignore it and check later. I hate red light camera intersections and am really careful with them. I almost never turn left at them (yes I was). As I was rolling into the turning lane my phone rang. For some reason I grabbed it and looked at the number as I was starting to turn (a real good time). I have no idea why. The worst part is the call was from a friend I was doing a favor for. He was calling me to let me know something was defective. Something was defective all right…my brain. Could CA drivers….
August 25th, 2010 - 1:51 am
I got spanked by my stepmom about a year ago because I lost my temper and threw my laptop out the window- not only breaking the laptop but the window as well! I thought this spanking was unjust because I was 34 at the time and I was destroying my own stuff at my own house! Victoria didn’t see it that way, and said that because I was acting like a rotten brat, then I she would have to extract the cost of the laptop and window pane out of my ass!
Now here’s the kicker…. Not only did I get a spanking from my stepmom I got my already sore and slightly bruised butt paddled that night from the hubby for loosing my temper in the first place. I tell you sometimes a girl can’t win!
August 25th, 2010 - 5:41 am
Under the principle of “You get it at school, you get it twice as hard at home” was a vicious feedback loop begun when my live-in girlfriend at the time was taking distance learning courses from our home computer and I absent-mindedly gave her two swats. 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128…
August 25th, 2010 - 8:27 am
Hmmm, so I was wrong. I figured that it was the Halloween one as it seemed the most unlikely. But are you sure that hubby didn’t spank you for passing on the right? Any chance to have you bent, bared and blushing shouldn’t be passed up. But I live in Florida, so I can definitely sympathize. And I can agree with his reaction to the Halloween story. I think that’s the reason I don’t like those movies, the victims ignore every chance for fighting back they get. And I’m not just saying that as I’m a seven foot Martial Arts expert. Really.
As to odd reasons… The story that comes to mind is another adventure of David and Susan published in Janus magazine where Susan got spanked in the morning by David because they had time, again later by a driver she almost had an accident with, later by a Police Officer for speeding and again by David that evening for tardiness! All great reasons but the day?
Friday the 13th!
And a quick question. I was recently watching an interview with Summer Cummings who mentioned her and her boyfriend using a electric paddle on each other. Have you ever heard of or seen such a device?
August 25th, 2010 - 1:56 pm
To me, that is one of the BEST spankings given on PB so far. The one where YOU, Pixie, spank Mischa otk on a straight backed chair in Discipline Room. WONDERFUL..!!
I remember that you once wrote to me that you didn’t see yourself spanking someone else… Well, now you’ve done that. In a realistic, believable and firm way… Loved it..!!!
WOW(!) are you a good spanker…
Hope to see you in action a LOT more. With pretyy girls like Mischa across your lap. Rated this one FIVE STARS in my system.
Thanks, Funbun
August 25th, 2010 - 5:10 pm
@ Alex… interesting story…would love to know more details as it sounds quite unique
@ Pixie… I think that would make an excellent script for a Punished Brats scene…. Of course, the props could be a challenge….
August 25th, 2010 - 5:36 pm
@ D. maybe an elctric fly swatter/zapper?
August 26th, 2010 - 1:17 am
Fix? Yes. Gloat? No. Spank? Because it’s there.
August 26th, 2010 - 1:30 am
For Kim-
The details for you… I am currently working on getting my master’s degree in criminal justice, just about to start my last class for the program. Anyway it was around this time last year- August and in South Carolina where I reside it gets really hot and so do the tempers of people, mine being one of those tempers.
I was taking a rather challenging and hard stats class- math is not one of my better subjects and after working most of the day on several problems I typed them in only to discover that nothing was saved. So I retyped everything again and went to post it and poof it was gone yet again. I was starting to get a little pissed at this point and I typed out everything once again making sure I saved it all and went to post it when the laptop crashed. I was so pissed I made up my own swear words. My stepmom who was visiting me at the time came into my office room to see what was the matter and why I was using such fowl language. I screamed at her about my problem getting even more pissed when she told me that I wasn’t too big to be put over her knee for a spanking.
That just fueled the flames all the more, but I bit my tongue and tried once more time, only to have the computer crash yet again this time loosing all of my work and I lost it. I was seeing nothing but red and acted on my first impulse to throw the fricken laptop across the room, and I threw it so hard it went out the window in a loud crash. I then made the mistake of mouthing off to my stepmom Victoria when she was scolding me and the next thing I know I am over her lap while she is applying a wooden hairbrush to my bare bottom. Yes she does know that my hubby and I live in a domestic discipline relationship.
So when he got home from work that night and saw the broken pieces of the laptop still in the driveway and the boarded up window it didn’t take him long to put it all together and for the second time that day I found myself over someone’s knee while he beat out a merry tune with the paddle on my ass.
I have since learned to have better control of my temper. Although recently I got another spanking from the hubby because I was careless and ended up running over my bluetooth ear piece and crushing it. I guess you could say that even at 35 I am sometimes a slow learner…. I wonder if it is because I am a blonde? hee hee.
August 26th, 2010 - 4:19 am
@ alex. your story sent me right back into the ice cold shower. dayum. thank you
August 26th, 2010 - 8:33 pm
@ Alex… thanks so much for expanding on your experience… I am that much more conviced of what a great PB video that would make!
You also answered the first question that had come to my mind when I read your first post, which was regarding whether or not your stepmom knew about your d/d relationship. I figured she probably did; it would be quite surprising to hear of someone reacting the way she did if they were unaware.
Thank you so much for sharing!
Kim
August 28th, 2010 - 8:38 am
@ Alex… I’d say we can all safely assume that your step mother does not have all vanilla genes in her! It was one of the more interesting posts though and has quite a few of us (I’m sure lol) wondering about some of our relatives and friends.
I USED TO have a front license plate that said “When I get old I am moving up North and driving slow in the left lane” (Emphasis on “used to” since if you’re not a Florida native, EVERYWHERE is North and … well, guess
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I was once spanked for what I did in a dream … based on the assumption that you wouldn’t do something in a dream that you wouldn’t do in real life. Needless to say, I don’t share all my dreams anymore unless “brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear” (some ones favorite saying lol)
Linde
August 29th, 2010 - 1:44 am
WTF are you kidding everyone in Jersey passes on the right. Tonight alone I was driving from North Jersey to South Jersey and I passes on the right atleast five or six times.
August 29th, 2010 - 5:50 am
Pixie your mini P.B.shoot sounds interesting with Lily Anna will you spank as well //? Alexvery interesting comments your mother in law kept you in order young lady lol .April very amusing but naughty lol ,Kelly how are you lovey ? Pixie love and spanks from tim xxxxxx
August 29th, 2010 - 9:36 am
Erica – That is one of the funniest reasons I’ve heard!! LOL!
Marie – Seriously. We Jersey girls will drive on the sidewalk if need be.
dani – I know. Swoon!
Irelynn – Shoot. I’d fail that quiz too.
Kelly – I wasn’t even feeling aggressive so I didn’t feel the need to flip them off. I just didn’t care to go 15 miles under the speed limit the whole ride. It seemed perfectly logical to zip around the snail.
Somehow, I have no doubt you earned all of your spankings.
Tom – that wasn’t fair at all!
Brian – Traffic school. Eeeesh. That doesn’t sound fun. Like detention for grown ups.
Alex – Dang!! That is one big fit you threw. I can relate though as one time I used my phone to smack my laptop in a fit of rage. The phone was fine but the laptop stopped working. Ugh. No one spanked me for that but I paid the price in having to get the laptop repaired. You poor thing ended up paying at least three times!
Pygmalion – Oh my goodness!! That’s brilliant yet evil logic.
D – Well, the nice thing is he won’t spank me for something he’d do himself. Pretty fair of him. AS for the electric paddle, I’ve heard of them and even looked at one in a store once, but I’ve never felt one. I’m a bit leery of such a thing.
I’m sure it’s safe though or they wouldn’t be sold so readily.
Funbun – Thank you!! I’m glad you so greatly enjoyed that scene. While I still feel that I am personally a bottom, I am enjoying the opportunity to explore the role of spanker.
kim – We might just be able to work it out. Well, minus the window part. But I have a couple of very old, dead laptops that could be used as props … I think we might have to use Alex’s real life scenario in an upcoming shoot.
Redchief – Reason enough!
April – Sometimes you just have to. And I see way worse driving offenses every time I have the misfortune to have to commute somewhere.
Tim – Still working out the details of the mini shoot. Looking forward to it though!
August 31st, 2010 - 4:03 am
I’m just so devastated
Pixie aswered everyones comments except mine.
If I get spanked for being in a bratty mood it’s all your fault, Young Lady!!
LOL
Huggs,
Linde
August 31st, 2010 - 8:25 am
Awww Linde! I didn’t mean to skip yours!! If you are threatened with a spanking as result of a bratty mood, just tell him it’s my fault and to please forward any spanks my ways.**
** This is a one time offer only. Offer expires Sept 1, 2010. Not valid on previous offenses. Non-refundable, non-transferrable.
September 4th, 2010 - 8:03 pm
My favorite “move into position” from any video I have ever seen is the one with Pixie, Audrey Knight, and a gentleman whose name escapes me at the moment. Pixie called her “mom” (Audrey) a bitch after she fell off of Audrey’s lap during a spanking. “Dad” said “What did you call your mother??!!” and before Pixie knew it, she was over HIS knee…. it all happened so fast. That one really made my eyes bulge; not only because of the action, but seeing sweet Pixie call someone a “bitch” was SO out of character… loved it!
Kim