I’ve seen this powder on the store shelves a few times and it’s always made me giggle and shake my head.
They really should call it something better like “Anti Spanking Powder”. After all, isn’t that really the message? Butt busting activities indeed.
Well, finally I decided to put the product to the test when I saw they’d come out with a version just for the ladies.
“work or play, or on occasions when you’re on your butt all day, don’t let your buns get red …” LOL. Will this pretty pink powder help protect my buns from a pine paddle this weekend? Guess we’ll just have to see. 
March 11th, 2010 - 7:36 pm
Paddled Pixie pics portended?
March 11th, 2010 - 7:38 pm
Lil’ Lady; you better hope it comes in a LARGE size!
March 11th, 2010 - 7:41 pm
Have fun with the pine paddle this weekend..:) And thanks for this very funny post..:)
March 11th, 2010 - 7:59 pm
I need addvise on my blog and getting it to do well. Pleas help! thanks
March 11th, 2010 - 8:24 pm
I’ve seen those before.
Also, find the “Bald head wipes” hilarious..
March 11th, 2010 - 8:32 pm
Thanks Pixie
You made My day
March 11th, 2010 - 9:00 pm
what stores do you go to punkin???
anti spanking powder indeed!!! well…it is funny. in north western n.c. you will not find anything like this. 90% of the morons down here really believe that the earth was created 5-6,000 years ago just for us. they think jesus christ was a real name!!!
anyway thanks for giving me a look at the real world. ask for gefiltefish down here and they ask you is it like catfish??
looking forward to the weekend shoot.
best, ddon
March 11th, 2010 - 9:31 pm
I guess if the powder keeps your butt from getting red from the spanking, someone will just have to spank harder and longer to get the right effect for the camera. Maybe that powder isn’t such a smart idea after all.
I suspect it’s one of those products that’s 90% marketing hype anyway!
March 11th, 2010 - 9:46 pm
Oh. Em. Gee. You know, every time I think I’ve seen everything, someone proves me wrong. Exactly what is it this stuff supposed to cure, anyway? Adult diaper rash?? People sit on their butts all day for work. I’ve never heard of red-bun syndrome from just sitting. And aside from the obvious, just what is a “butt busting activity”? No, not exercise — that busts the muscles underneath, not the skin. (scratching head)
Un-freaking-believable.
March 11th, 2010 - 11:08 pm
I don’t be thinkin that powder will protect your pretty little bottom from a pine paddle.
Good Luck
March 12th, 2010 - 12:40 am
@ddon
In the middle of NC, not too many people believe the earth was created 5-6,000 years ago because there is ample scientific evidence to the contrary. But I know a lot of smart people who think jesus christ was a real name and a real person, because there is evidence which supports it and none that I know of that disproves it.
Apparently, none of which has much to do with where “anti-monkey butt power” is stocked, because I’ve never seen it around here either. {grin}
Mark
March 12th, 2010 - 9:35 am
hi mark,
i’m not in the middle i’m near ashville. i’ve been turned away from 4 church’s because i cannot support the literal 6 day creation and the universal flood.
as for His nams it was probably joshua [ bar joseph maybe]. christos was more a title. no one knows for sure.
He never turmed anyone away, in fact He was chided by the powers that be for consorting with tax collectors, romans, women and other “infeior sorts”. so go figure.
this isn’t the place for this, i’m sorry i brought it up.
if pixie gives you my email address i’l be glad to listen to wat you have to say
sorry about that,
ddon
March 12th, 2010 - 11:48 am
You’re right ddon, this isn’t really the place for this sort of thing. While I always encourage discussion and truly appreciate interaction between readers in the comments section, I politely ask you not to totally derail things by going on a total tangent of this sort. I do not feel comfortable providing your email address even though you said it would be ok. It’s not my place to do so.
March 12th, 2010 - 1:02 pm
But while we’re on the subject of religion, there are certainly a lot of spanking themes that fit in real well with that. Was it Nu-west that did that video and photo series on “repent” many years back? — definitely based on the religious perspectives on sin and penance.
Plus, I believe there have been more than a few real life stories of teens being paddled at “Christian” colleges, summer camps and “rehabilitation” programs. Of course one could well argue that many of these so-called “Christian” institutions really aren’t. But one needn’t get into those kind of divisive arguments.
D’ya suppose it’s possible to use these kind of themes in spanking videos and such without offending people — cause of course that’s the main reason we avoid talking about religion. Because of course one person’s religion is another person’s heresy. Still, there might be broad agreement among many religious types about the efficacy and/or fun of spanking even though they may differ on theological matters. Could this be a new theme for punished brats?
Hey, the brats could go to church and be punished afterwards at home for squirming around too much in their seats and not paying attention to the sermon. Or maybe they’re the preacher’s daughters and are held to a higher standard of accountability than their peers.
Have you seen this story, for instance: http://voiceinthecorner.wordpress.com/2010/03/10/sunday-spankings/
March 12th, 2010 - 4:08 pm
Not that a single scene would ever fully cover the topic but PB has already touched on the theme, Karl, in Just Spank Me in which Pixie misbehaved at church. There’s no need to delve into the subject of theology to conceive and depict the many interesting reasons to spank a misbehaving brat. Whether the setting is a church, library, school, in the mall or movie theater, all that’s really needed is a mind open to the possibilities.
(Did you hear the one about the Druid girl who was caught necking next to one of the cairns?…)
March 12th, 2010 - 5:44 pm
Oy. Pixie very politely requested that the church topic be dropped. So can we? (Sorry, Pixie, but when people don’t listen to you, especially when you’re being nice, I get my bitch on.)
March 13th, 2010 - 12:32 am
yes please!!!
i made a mistake. i’m very sorry.
BUT…you see where these things lead to.
erica said oy. that could be short for oy veh! but with a name like erica not likely. so erica’s a brit!! maybe!!
i’d love to corrispond with anyone out there. if you can’t give out my email address who can??? i don’t do chat rooms and i have many interests beyond spanking, but the people here are so nice. it’s those odd lurkers i worry about. you i trust.
i’m 69 yrs old, going blind, in a notch of the bible belt, and housebound. have a little charity!! [have rich play "a begger for your kisses" for you].
please feel free to give out my email adress to any longtime friend. if i can’t trust you…who can i trust??? if it’s just too much trouble then …ohhh well.
sorry about all this,
ddon
March 13th, 2010 - 1:43 am
Dear Pixie,
I’m with Erica on this one (actually, in regard to both of her posts. But mostly I’m talking about the powder).
Just what is it supposed to DO? Still can’t figure that out….what is it, a fancy way of dispensing talcum powder? Help to prevent rash?
It would probably make a good gag gift, but beyond that….
Dr. Ken
March 13th, 2010 - 5:45 am
For anyone looking for it, it might be available at Rite Aid..
http://images.iheartriteaid.com/uploaded_images/030610.JPG
March 13th, 2010 - 8:43 am
Isn’t Anti-spanking powder in about the same group as the “ouchless” hairbrush currently being sold by the “Goody company” in several department stores and other fine establishments?
Oh … and ddon!! …….. ahh, never mind!
BUT…you see where these things lead to.
(a notable quote from you … )
Linde
March 13th, 2010 - 9:44 am
Pixie, definitely made me laugh! I’m going to hafta go track this stuff down, just to have it around for a good laugh when I have friends around, and, of course, the blog post.
Funny how rabbit trails crop up in the weirdest of places, no?
March 13th, 2010 - 10:22 am
pixie very funny but it wont help your botty lolfrom the big spanks is it a type of talcum powder /?wow you got big whacks in your latest vid ,Do you watch on television Law and Order i enjoy it especilly when jerry Orbach was in it ? have a nice weekend love and spanks from tim xxxxxx
March 13th, 2010 - 11:59 am
Actually, “Oy!” is not Yiddish but an affectation commonly heard on the streets and on TV in the UK; the US referent would be “Hey!” As In:
A man and a giraffe walk into a pub and the giraffe proceeds to get shit-faced, passing out onto the floor.
The man settles the tab and starts to leave when the bartender yells, “Oy! You can’t leave that loyin’ ’ere!”
The man says, “That’s no lion, it’s a giraffe,” then exits the pub.
Looks like justme’s link to Rite Aid has caught their attention in a negative way (oops, “how rude!”). Interesting, though, how there are so many products that are either potentially butt-irritants or anti-irritants (“rearitants”?) which may be used by spankos to address one problem (a substitute for not enough/no spanking) or another (a balm for too much spanking), Pixie’s painful experience with Gold Bond body lotion being a prime example. Then there’s the unfortunately named pharmaceutical that was advertised, then immediately withdrawn, only to reappear, its name defiantly unchanged (still possessed of an uncertain but promising potential): Acifex.
And let’s not forget that robot the folks at Honda are working on, the one with the great spanko name and a ready market [they probably don’t know exists] (“It spanks, then soothes; order your Assimo today!”)
March 13th, 2010 - 1:27 pm
Off topic, but I just watched the current preview (Refund it).
I kinda have a line between a spanking and a beating, and this seemed to cross that line.
I suppose I could chalk it up to great acting, but Pixie looked to be in real distress and that was before what I expect will get down to bare.
In some ways hard to watch.
Lee R
March 13th, 2010 - 5:28 pm
@ ddon — nope, Erica is not a Brit, Erica is a Jew. Her parents just liked the name.
Had I been a boy, I’d be Eric.
Sorry, didn’t mean to be a yenta.
March 13th, 2010 - 5:56 pm
‘powder’ – the lengths some people will go to in the cause of scientific experimentation. I hope that it helps you Pixie.
March 13th, 2010 - 8:56 pm
Well, I’ve seen at Ace Hardware and other tool and home improvement type stores in SE TN. Usually near the register. I believe it simply adds calamine to the talc. I suppose it could help a raw backside, at least any rough contact of her clothing afterwards.
From their FAQ, they have this to say about who gets it
So I guess spanking is an activity that causes frictional skin irritation just not only that.
March 13th, 2010 - 9:23 pm
That powder might be a relief for somebody that’s had a few too many of these:
http://www.beerlabels.com/labels/labels.pl/1904/red-ass-ale.html
March 13th, 2010 - 10:35 pm
@Mike,
I believe the Asimo is spelt with one S and is likely named after Isaac Asimov, the SciFi writer. Still, once spanko hackers get their hot little paws on Honda’s humanoid robot, who knows what could be unleashed on an unsuspecting world.
@Erica,
I like to think that the way I followed up the topic of religion by bringing it into a spanking perspective would not have been offensive to anyone out there who may be reading this post. Did you think it might have been?
March 14th, 2010 - 5:21 am
Karl – I know (and you’re correct, ASIMO actually), I was just taking “poetic license” which I do on occasion, but thanks. There’s a video in which the (unfortunately) little robot waves its arm to the audience in a nearly exact “spanker-like” manner (a video that’s sadly unavailable apparently). I see everything in terms of potential (scenes, stories, etc.) and I instantly saw the potential there to solve a key problem for many self-spankers far beyond the clunky and impractical so-called “spanking machines” currently available.
March 14th, 2010 - 8:39 am
Uhh… What was the topic again?
March 14th, 2010 - 10:19 am
thanx linde.
at least in my quotable quote i’m somewthat vindicated.
honda must have used that name in honor of isacc [creator of the laws of robotics]. no one would have laughed louder than ike if he heard his name used scatologically. he was a dear old leacher. it wouldn’t have been wise to have told him that oy [veh] wasn’t [also] a yiddish expression. you’d have had a tiger by the tail. ah those remembered hours driving into the city during rush hour. the commentator on 1010 saying “well….it’s a 4 oy veh day on the L.I.E.”
ddon
March 14th, 2010 - 3:12 pm
Nah, you don’t need anti spanking powder Pixie. You’re a toughie cat.