Prefectdt of the fabulous blog Spanked Hortic recently told me of the meme, The Unbelievable Truth. He posted his version earlier this week and describes it as follows:
In this meme you will read five “facts” about me. The thing being that four of them are not facts at all but totally untrue lies. What you have to do is identify the genuine fact from the five statements.
I was very excited to be asked to join in on this meme but then found myself struggling to come up with five statements of my own. Not only am I not the best liar, I found myself scratching my head trying to figure out what wild spanking related truth I haven’t already mentioned in a previous post. Darn me and my years of frequent updates and open demeanor!
I chatted with Richard Windsor about my dilemna (spelled with an N just for him) and he sparked the idea of returning to one of my favorite topics – panties! So while this may be considered a slight variation on the true meme, I am going to make five statements about my panty collection and see just how many of you can determine the true one.
1. At the time of this post, I have 7 pairs of panties
2. At the time of this post, I have 77 pairs of panties
3. At the time of this post, I have 177 pairs of panties
4. At the time of this post, I have 277 pairs of panties
5. At the time of this post, I have 0 pairs of panties (with all of the pre-holiday sales, what better time to start fresh and restock!)

Join in and let me know how many panties you think are in my panty drawer right now. I’ll reveal the truth on my next scheduled post day, Wednesday the 18th!










November 14th, 2009 - 9:05 am
While #5 would be fun I can’t see a panty lover giving up her old favorites. I’m going to guess #4.
November 14th, 2009 - 9:12 am
i would have to guess 277
November 14th, 2009 - 9:19 am
Hi Pixie
You must have an real big panty drawer for 277 so I am thinking
you probably only have 77, so I say number 2.
Love AK
November 14th, 2009 - 10:27 am
Hi Pixie: I would guess 177. BUT (no pun intended) if you sometimes throw out your old ones you may only have 77, but I will stick with 177. (And if you are throwing out your old ones, stop sending your nylon ones to Richard Windsor and start sending them to me . LOL)
Love your site and keep up the great work.
November 14th, 2009 - 12:00 pm
Well, we know that 7 is absurd. We’ve seen more than that. And while starting all over might be appealing, I agree with Kevin that you couldn’t part with all your old favorites. I think that, given your love of panties, 77 is too few.
I’m going with 177 because 277 probably wouldn’t fit in one drawer.
Mark
November 14th, 2009 - 12:48 pm
Well, I have over 200 pairs so I am going to go with 277 for you
November 14th, 2009 - 1:09 pm
Coming up on the end of a year is always a good time to take inventory, not just of your panty collection but of your costume and school uniform collections as well. (Can you ever have enough of any of those?) And wouldn’t “My Panty Drawer” be a great name for a boutique catering to lovers such ass yourself of all that wonderful variety? Everytime you drove past, you could say to yourself, “Mine, all mine.”
I’ll have to go with 77, since that would be quite a stack in itself, but I’d heartily recommend that go for the gold and keep collecting (and using your sewing skills to adorn) as many as your heart desires.
November 14th, 2009 - 1:37 pm
Nice to see you having a go at this meme
I’m sure lots of your fans would like to fantasize about #5 being true but I sort of doubt that you are going commando right now.
My guess is going to be #4
I see there are lots of 7′s in those numbers. Is that a superstition thing? No matter how many knickers you own the number has to end in 7?
Prefectdt
November 14th, 2009 - 2:21 pm
hi punkin,
i go woth 177.
ddon
November 14th, 2009 - 2:39 pm
pixie i plump for 177 pairsof panties you own because i know you love them and look cute in them love and spanks from tim xxxxxx
November 14th, 2009 - 2:51 pm
Dear Pixie,
That’s a good one, and it’s really not all that easy to figure out.
I’m tossing out the idea that you have “0″ panties–nobody tosses away all of their underwear at once, pre-Christmas sales or no pre-Christmas sales.
I’m also inclined to throw out the extremes. We’ve seen from past posts that you pack more than 7 for a shoot, and 277–well, that just seems like a lot of underwear.
That leaves us with either 77 or 177. Either one could easily be the true number. 177 initially seems high, but again–spanking model: have panties, will travel.
So I’m going to guess 77, figuring that the panty drawer contents are probably always in a state of flux–new ones get bought, old ones get thrown out–and thus the total number always remains roughly the same.
It’ wouldn’t suprise me if the real answer was 177, though….
And besides, whether it’s 77 or 177–the important thing is that they get pulled down for a spanking, right?
Dr. Ken
November 14th, 2009 - 3:28 pm
I’ll guess #2, although I think it would be so much fun to have 277 pairs!
Hugs,
Hermione
November 14th, 2009 - 6:40 pm
Okay, seriously, are these numbers just estimates, or did you really sit down and count every pair? I know you must have more than 7, so I’m going with #2 and saying 77 pairs.
November 14th, 2009 - 6:45 pm
I love all of the logic behind the guesses! And nope, the number is not an estimate but an actual count.
November 14th, 2009 - 8:30 pm
Not knowing the size of your panty drawer or whether we are talking about thick or thin panties, I will guess 77. Enjoy your collection.
November 14th, 2009 - 9:40 pm
I’m torn between 77 and 177. I feel like 177 is absurd but at the same time I would think that you’ve surpassed 100 at this point, so I’ll go with 177.
November 14th, 2009 - 10:42 pm
Pixie,
Even I have about 50 pair (not such a difficult feat, considering that “Hanes Her Way” comes in a six-pack)… :-/
So I am going to go with 177 for you.
Kim
November 15th, 2009 - 1:57 am
Pixie,
The answer would have been easier if it had been, “How many pairs of panties do I own that I *HAVEN’T* been spanked in?” Then we would only have to figure out if you had bought any new panties in the past week!! LOL
My guess is 177
Linde
November 15th, 2009 - 2:03 am
I am the only person to go with 277 so far, but I literally own more than 200 pairs of panties (at least 30 of which have been in videos/photo sets) and so it’s not as hard for me to believe I guess.
November 15th, 2009 - 5:48 am
who said there is only one drawer o panties I still say 277
November 15th, 2009 - 7:33 am
177 I say.
(I wounder how many pair of shos you own)
Markus
November 15th, 2009 - 8:32 am
Some possible suggestions for future meme statements have come to mind. You can just give the correct answer in the blank or fib slightly (or a lot .. lol) to make it the correct one or not.
The most impliments ever used on me in a single shoot is _____.
The strangest video I was ever in was _______ in which ________.
I once had lightning shoot out …….. (nah, that wouldn’t be believable … lol)
I have done ________ shoots with ______ companies.
I have done ____ videos in which there was NO dialogue at all.
My least favorite position/impliment is _________.
If I could be spanked by ANYONE, living or dead, it would be _____.
Anyway, I’m getting WAY too involved with this but I hope some of these suggestions help span … er, spark your imagination for future memes.
And a side note to Spanked Hortic: I hope you are feeling better but you never did say which statement on your blog was the correct one.
Linde
November 15th, 2009 - 2:33 pm
Wow, this post has made me realize that I am severely deficient in the world of panty ownership. I am going to guess 177
November 15th, 2009 - 4:22 pm
Hi Pixie,
I’m thinking maybe 177??
But totally off topic, This morning my kids were watching tv while I was in the other room making breakfast. And I heard from the tv, “and now it’s time for Pixie’s Previews.” My heart kind of skipped a beat as I looked around the corner to see what they were watching.. Thank god it was the Disney channel and they were refering to Tinkerbell, lol.
Just had to share that with you.
Chica
November 15th, 2009 - 6:03 pm
Pixie…..I have to guess 77…..why?..well, because I know that you love panties but I also know that you are an intelligent, level-headed young woman who would not become obsessive about anything..not even lovely, delightful panties….please prove me right!!!
Aristotle
November 16th, 2009 - 12:31 am
I used the scientific survey approach. Figuring all naughty girls were alike (even when naughty in their own special way) I surfed over to Audrey Knight’s blog, where she also bragged about her extensive panty collection. (Naughty girls are so vain!) I tried to count the panties visible on the bed. I came up with less than 100, which would point me to the 77 number. However after all that I’m ignoring the data and guessing there were more that were visible. So I’m go extrapolate upward and go with 177.
That’s my final answer… Uh, can we call your husband as our “Lifeline?”
November 16th, 2009 - 1:08 am
You’re leading everyone on…you took the plunge and are starting anew…the other 270 went to the great Panties for People charity and you’ve got 7 left.
November 16th, 2009 - 1:45 am
Hi Pixie..I’ve got about 50 pairs of panties and I’m a guy!! So I reckon you must have 177 pairs and I bet you look adorable and spankable in every one of them.
John (getting in touch with my feminine side!!)
November 16th, 2009 - 5:02 am
7 is clearly ridiculous – none is unbelievable – 277 excessive : 77 possibly on the light side – so I an tempted to go with 177 – although that sounds an awful lot – and would take up a lot of drawer space. Even so, I think it has to be 177.
November 16th, 2009 - 7:18 am
nice to have the very lovely young Charlie back being spanked ,a little cutie ,and Beverly with Anna ,love and spanks from tim xxxxxx
November 16th, 2009 - 8:25 am
On the topic of panties, I just want to share this quick joke. I’ll leave out the references to nationality. Lets just say they were from three different areas. (Also, I promise this is my last post on this topic lol)
Three women were traveling together and their luggage had ben lost so they were in the panty section of a store discussing how many pairs of panties they would need for their extended stay.
The first said, “Well, there are 7 days in a week and I do laundry once a week so I’m going to buy 7 pairs.”
The second said,”I’m going to visit my husband every Saturday and panties just get in the way during sex (spanking?) so I don’t wear panties during our visit … I’m buying 6″
The third woman thought for a moment and then said, “I’m buying 12″
“Why 12?” the other two asked.
“Well” she said, “There’s January, February, March ……”
I hope you all have a great day and I’m wondering why all your answers in the blog had “7s” in they also, Pixie”
huggs,
Linde
November 16th, 2009 - 10:20 am
Gotta go along with Dave, and I certainly think 277 is very possible, even if they are in multiple drawers all neatly folded plus sorted out by your preference.
November 16th, 2009 - 11:29 am
With as many scenes as you have done and knowing that you never want to repeat a pair of panties I would have to guess 277 is the correct answer.
November 16th, 2009 - 2:20 pm
Chica, that story about hearing ‘Pixie’s Previews’ on tv was hilarious. I know whenever the sports reporters exclaim,”In college football today Alabama got spanked by Georgia Tech” I look up hoping to see a couple of brawny quarterbacks OTK and whimpering. Why else would they be called the Crimson Tide??
I’ll have to guess 77. I laughed at that joke about the ‘Hanes six pack’ that somebody made, but a couple times a year ‘granny panties’ are a necessity. Sometimes, like when you have a bad cold and your sneezes are blowing out the windows, it’s comforing to know that two sturdy pair of Hanes cotton briefs are standing stalwartly between you and social ruin.
November 16th, 2009 - 4:51 pm
177 would be my guess. Put them in a pile, take a picture of them and include in your next post.
November 16th, 2009 - 7:42 pm
Might this be a trick question? Hm!
Can I guess 377 ??
Dave:))
November 16th, 2009 - 9:13 pm
Well, normally you tend to throw out the high and low numbers in these sorts of quizzes…and 77 just seems way too low for all the previous discussions about packing and prepping for shoots…so logically I’d incline to 177.
But forget logic, because I’m going to guess 277, with the assumption that less than half of them are in the regular rotation (i.e., the bedroom bureau drawers.) It’s just the two of you in an entire house, right? I figure you’ve got another set of drawers (no pun intended) or a suitcase or two in a closet somewhere chock-full of extras that only get pulled out for shoots or the occasional special occasion.
You can’t really get rid of used panties without simply throwing them away (e.g., Goodwill doesn’t take underwear), and for some reason I don’t see you just trashing them.
Amy Hunter actually had a similar posting very recently on her blog, saying that you wouldn’t believe the amount of clothing you wind up accumulating in your business.
Anyway, I agree with Marie and Dave, and am going with 277.
Jeff
November 16th, 2009 - 10:11 pm
Well, knowing how much of a panty lover you are, and I have over 177 myself, I’m going to have to say 277.
November 17th, 2009 - 3:45 am
Pixie,
My guess is 277. I know that you love them and I am sure that you have acquired many pairs over the years. Thanks for all that you do and for your wonderful sense of humor and fun.
Kevin M
November 17th, 2009 - 6:11 pm
I’m selecting option 5, zero pairs. Pixie goes commando!
November 18th, 2009 - 1:03 pm
I can only say that the number must be high. This is because some panties can have special meaning and are just too hard to part with. I always revel in panty talk!
November 18th, 2009 - 4:03 pm
I say number 3!