There are few television shows that I make a point of watching. Usually I’m either running around outside or suction cupped to my computer and so I don’t pay much attention to what’s on the tube. I’ll catch reruns and marathons of my favorite talent shows and my beloved House MD whenever I just happen to stumble across them.
I love House … he can spank me any time
The one exception, and the only show recently that I’ll wrestle my husband for control over the remote for the big TV, is Cake Boss. It’s a fairly new TLC show that I didn’t expect to enjoy as much as I do. The cakes they create are beyond amazing and the personalities of the people that work at the shop and the customers they serve make it so entertaining. Recently I caught an episode that really should have included a good solid spanking though.
A complete and utter brat of a bride came into the bakery the night before her wedding day, threw a fit, and ruined her own cake by dumping multicolored icing all over the elegant four-tiered calalilly covered creation she had custom ordered.
Her flat, snotty attitude, outrageous demands for a brand new cake by the next day, and a phone call to the bratzilla’s devestated mom played out like the perfect set up for a spanking scene. I was nearly ready to leap through the television screen and spank her myself with that spatula until her bottom was as red as the frosting! I would have at least pushed her face first into her destroyed cake, but that probably would have resulted in us both getting spanked by the Cake Boss. It would be so worth it.
I might just have to see if we can use this as inspiration for a future scene at Punished Brats where there won’t be quite such a happy ending for the spoiled brat. Check out the TLC episode here: Bratty Bridezilla Video (alternate video source: http://tlc.discovery.com/videos/cake-boss-bi-plane-bridezilla-busting-buddy.html (hopefully this will work for those of you that were experiencing difficulty with the first link) and tell me if you get as fired up as I did. Fast forward to about the 7 minute mark to see the brat destroy the cake and make her demands.
June 25th, 2009 - 5:13 pm
I love House! But being a writing major I can’t help but notice how he is really Sherlock Holmes! House/Holmes [too clever], They have a close male friend, Dr. Watson/Dr. Wilson, They are both addicted to drugs, Pain killers/cocaine. They each have a mysterious woman in their pasts & of course they both have amazing powers of deductive & investigative skills! I know I know, I have a keen grasp of the obvious but there you go!
June 25th, 2009 - 6:33 pm
Another House fan here. I didn’t really discover it until the 5th season, so I had to go get all the DVDs for 1-4.
Re: Cake Boss, yeah that bride really deserved a spanking for what she did to the cake. But from what I gathered at the beginning, her mother doesn’t deserve to give it–she should have kept her nose out of the wedding and let her daughter have in in the desert.
I’m thinking Buddy with one of the icing implements…..{grin}
Mark
June 25th, 2009 - 7:31 pm
Dear Pixie,
I think it’s nice of you to share your everyday activities like this. I also have my favorite shows on television..
When I think about you, I just want to play ‘hide and seek’ until mother calls us in…that’s my real feeling…I want to watch the fireflies of summer.
See, people are really all alike…I love it!
Thanks, Pixie!
June 25th, 2009 - 8:31 pm
i love HOuse omg he could spank me any day too
June 25th, 2009 - 10:04 pm
No doubt about it, life is often the best inspiration. Now there’s PB a scene just begging to be shot, and you can practically take it word for word. Auwuh, as dey say in Bwooklyn, “Ahm wit-choo!!”
June 25th, 2009 - 10:08 pm
I’m with you. The bride’s outrageously bratty behavior had my spanking hand itching like crazy. A spatula spanking from the cake boss would have been utterly deserved. I can’t believe he decided to make a new cake for her wedding. He should have told the mother he would make a new cake only on the condition that she bring her bratty daughter back to the shop and give her a sound spanking in front of the entire staff!
June 25th, 2009 - 10:36 pm
Can I just briefly rant here that I DETEST Reality TV? Can you name any Reality TV show that does NOT have at least one person in it who needs to spanked into oblivion? I mourn the days when TV shows actually had good actors, and good writers. OK, some still do. But getting fewer and fewer.
I’m with you on the Cake Boss lady — both for the spanking and for pushing her face into the ruined cake. I don’t find slapstick funny, but this wouldn’t be for humor; she freaking deserves it.
June 25th, 2009 - 11:06 pm
For those of you that enjoy Hugh Laurie as Dr. House, I strongly suggest getting your hands on the 3rd and 4th seasons of the BBC comedy The “Black Adder.” As his friend Stephen Fry put it “Hugh plays a wonderful idiot, it’s almost as if there’s some sort film over his eyes, and no mind behind them.”
Makes for a nice contrast to Dr. House. His work with Stephen Fry on “Wooster and Jeeves” is highly recommended too.
June 25th, 2009 - 11:31 pm
I love, love, LOVE House! There have been quite a few episodes when some patients could have used a good spanking.
June 26th, 2009 - 12:52 am
Another Bridezilla cake tantrum:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iserIaPGwuo&feature=channel_page
June 26th, 2009 - 12:54 am
HAHA. I saw that episode too! I couldn’t believe that girl-what a brat and then she didn’t even have the nerve to come out and see the cake while he was there! I have to say though I did like the 2nd cake a lot better.
Who would you prefer to spank her cake boss or her mom? Wedding day spanking-Oo maybe the groom even-the groom spanking the bride on her wedding day would be hot.
The best scenario to act out would be bridezilla destroying the cake and then cake boss comes back freaks out and says what did you do? When she asks for a new cake he’ll say no you can’t have a new cake but you can have this-then he puts her OTK and whacks her with the spatula! His co-workers run in when they hear the racket they asks what’s going on. He quickly explains and they say, move over its our turn! Then the other people who made the cake can get their sweet revenge too. It would be a good scene. Maybe they could spank mom too for being a push over! What’d you think?
June 26th, 2009 - 1:24 am
Just about every woman I know would dive over Hugh Laurie’s lap if they could. And it’s all because of HOUSE rather than all his Britcom work, so it would do me no good to cultivate my English accent.
I can definitely see a market for a bride spanking video, but half the video budget would go towards the dress.
And yes this bride could have used a hairbrush across the backside.
June 26th, 2009 - 1:44 am
Dear Pixie,
I’ve never seen CAKE BOSS, but from your description, that bride needed about a 4-alarm spanking!
I am a big fan of Food Network’s ACE OF CAKES, however. Like CAKE BOSS, some of the cakes they have made are just amazing. The cake they made of the Hogwart’s School and grounds for the opening of the last Harry Potter film was incredible!
Dr. Ken
June 26th, 2009 - 4:15 am
Pixie,
I watched the entire episode and figure if the camera crew hadn’t been there at the shop things might have gone differently and the CAKE BOSS wouldn’t have been as calm. Maybe not a spanking at the shop, but when the BOSS personally took the cake for the bridezilla to see before the wedding and she refused to even come out and look at it ……. THEN someone should have gone into her room and given her something else to remember on that day.
The CAKE BOSS, the MOM, or preferably the groom should have spanked her bottom until it was clear that not only was today the last day of her being single, but also the last day she EVER pulled a stunt causing an entire crew to work overtime at night without spending the rest of the day standing up.
If you’ve ever watched the show “Bridezillas” there are numerous other brats that need the same “therapy” used so often in PB films.
Linde
June 26th, 2009 - 6:18 am
Pixie great post i dont know this programme bot the girl should receive big spanks from her mum and all the staffwho made the cake for being a little brat ,yes it would make a good storyline vid for P.B. another point have you seen about the forum website Spankolife it is a place where us spankos can chat on our favourite subject to each other one has to register but thats easy i did there are videos etc youd be most welcome love and spanks from tim xxxx
June 26th, 2009 - 6:18 am
Ha, ha!
Pixie,
This is what should have happened to “Bridezilla.”
Her dad should have dragged back to the Cake Boss’s kitchen, where the the boss and the entire crew was in attendance. This would be after she had been belted over the back of the couch at home over her clothes.
Her father would then make her apologize to Cake Boss and his entire crew. After she made here tearful apology to these hardworking people, her dad would grab a chair, sit down and pull the brat otk, lift her skirt, pull down her panties, and give her the spanking that would be felt by her grandchildren.
GE
June 26th, 2009 - 6:20 am
unfortunately the vid is no longer available to watch.
I am not a fan of much tv although i have worked on so-called reality programmes amongst others.
I would have liked to have seen the shoot, as comera angles etc will say a lot about how much os a set up it was.Note RAMSEYS KITCVHEN NIGHTMARES.
the ever cyniical Paul
June 26th, 2009 - 12:53 pm
I love the idea of you transporting in through the screen and spanking her! That is absolutely fantastic.
June 26th, 2009 - 7:12 pm
Paul Down,
I just clicked on the link at the end of Pixie’s post and the link to the program still works. The whole program is available and unless your setting on your browser is keeping it from streaming, you should be able to see it.
Linde
June 26th, 2009 - 7:13 pm
Hi Pixie,
We don’t get Cake Boss over here in the UK, well not that I know of and the video is no longer available to watch, but it sounds like bratzilla the bride really was asking for a well deserved spanking and I think one of the previous posters here (Erica) is absolutely right in that reality TV people need to be spanked.
On a more interesting note it is so wonderful how many spanking tools are available in everyday surroundings: How many people when cooking in their kitchens think of how their spatula, wooden spoons, chopping boards could be used for spanking and paddling and of course I needn’t mention bathroom brushes
I can’t help looking around anywhere even work without thinking what I can use for spanking.
June 27th, 2009 - 2:00 am
punkin,
once again u manage 2 make me feel out of all of this scene.
i haven’t watched mainstream tv in 30 years.
execpt for a few westerns i’ve never seen any spanking on tv.
sorry, lucy got spanked several times but the they were vinilla spankings.
i’ll just have 2 rely on PB’s 2 provide me with just what i like.
June 27th, 2009 - 6:05 am
wow Pixie the pics of p.b. scenes look great plenty of spanked botties for us all lol. love and spanks from tim xxxx
June 27th, 2009 - 7:28 am
That would certainly be an excellent scene to play out! I call the baker’s role!
It reminds me of one you did where you pitched a temper tantrum over a party not being how you wanted and ending up soundly spanked. I forget who the spanker was, but remember the line
‘This isn’t even your birthday spanking!’. A great continuation of the theme.
I frankly can’t stand ‘Reality Television’. I loathe and despise it in all it’s forms , but some, like your Cake Boss, aren’t too bad because it is still a form of documentary. I like police themed shows like The Academy, Jail and the fugitive apprehension show because I want to be a cop!
And I’m so glad you like Hugh Laurie! And I’d bet he’d take you up on your offer! I’ve been a fan of his for years, being English myself, he is so funny! If you can, check out shows like Blackadder, A little bit of Fry and Laurie and Jeeves and Wooster for some of his best work, all pre-accent!
June 27th, 2009 - 9:50 am
Ever check out Burn Notice? Not reality TV, but great fun. Fiona is a real firecracker, and she has great chemistry with the male lead. Plus they blow stuff up, too. Good times.
-Alan
June 28th, 2009 - 1:52 am
Alan Boatsman,
Burn notice is one of my favorites too!! When he jumped out of the helicopter during last seasons finaly and started to swim back to shore I really got the idea that THIS guy is really tough.
Don’t tell anyone, but I’m a big Dollhouse fan too. Girls like to see stuff blown up too. LOL
Linde
June 28th, 2009 - 4:51 am
Count me in as a fan of Burn Notice. Dollhouse, also (in fact, just about anything Joss Whedon does).
Also Dr. Who and Torchwood….in other words, the further away from Reality TV, the better (although there are a very few reality shows that I do like…)
Dr. Ken
June 29th, 2009 - 12:08 am
I watched it again and noticed some clues that this HAD to have been pre-planned (rehearsed?) before the show. The first reaction from buddy when the girl says, “Oh, my God, It’s so ugly” should have invoked more from Buddy. And when he returns to find her with the spatuala in hand, all he can say is, “I don’t appreciate what you did?”
Buddy is not in, any way, ever going to spank anyone. He is much too laid back, mellow or some would say …. a wimp. Chances are he will never Man-up and demand control of the situation when neccesary. Luckily, not all men are like this or there would be a lot of frustrated women (myself included lol) running around with very undesirable cool bottoms.
Linde
June 29th, 2009 - 2:49 am
Hey Dr. Ken, does “just about anything” Joss Whedon does include Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long-Blog?
If you haven’t seen it, don’t miss it. Only 3 episodes so far. I think it’s his best work.
June 29th, 2009 - 12:47 pm
wow young Sarah gets a good tanning ,yes Hugh Laurie was good in Jeevesand Wooster with Stephen fry 2 good english actors who have done well in u.s.A.love and spanks pixie from tim xxxx
June 29th, 2009 - 5:32 pm
Karaj – I wasn’t quite as quick as you were and didn’t recognize the connection until I read about the parallels on Wikipedia one day. I love medical shows and the fact that House is a doctor really gets my fantasies going. I’m not sure if I would feel the same if the show was about Sherlock. Well, if it was played by Hugh Laurie, there’s a chance.
Mark – I agree. At first I was ticked off at the mother for pushing her dreams on her daughter, but when I saw what an ungrateful snot the bride continued to be, I turned against her. Maybe they both deserve a face full of cake and a spanking.
Dani – Yep, I think we can all relate on many levels aside from spanking and sometimes it’s nice to be reminded of that. From good TV to summer time fun …
Crystal – Isn’t House dreamy?
^Mike – Absolutely. Some of the behavior I’ve witnessed in real life has been so outrageous and begging of a spanking that if I saw it first on video, I’d think it was totally over the top!
Harry – Buddy is too nice. I guess he felt committed having known the mom for years. If only that kinship had extended to feeling comfortable enough to suggest the bride get her comeuppance.
Erica – I suppose even with Reality TV, you have to have someone play the part of the “villain” or it would get boring fast. There are some though, like Heidi and Spencer, that I’d like to see permanently banned from appearing in any form of media. Apologies to any Speidi fans out there.
I wonder if Bridezilla would finally show some emotion after I smashed her face with cake. Her flat stare makes me insane.
Tony – I just did a search for Black Adder and saw that Rowan Atkinson is in the show as well. He’s another comedic actor I greatly enjoy. I am going to have to track down copies of the series.
T – So many great shows would be even better with a few added swats.
Jan – “That’s disgusteeeeng.” She should have been spanked right then!
Butterflyz – She even said something about not wanting to give Buddy the acknowledgment he was due. Arrrggh! Bless her husband. He’s got his hands full.
I want to see Cake Boss spank the bride. Her mom should have spanked her a looong time ago though too.
007 – In this case, there wouldn’t be a need for the dress. The budget would be blown on a big cake and the huge mess it would make if we smashed it!
Dr. Ken – That Hogwarts cake is stupendous!! True work of art. And a yummy one at that.
Linde – I think there had to be some set up involved to conveniently leave the bride alone with the cake. I don’t think everything was planned or scripted out though as I think Buddy’s look of surprise was pretty genuine. His natural reaction though may have been modified a bit in general by the cameras being present. I bet if this was an incident captured on hidden camera, there would be a lot more cursing and hostility!!! As for the spanking(s) that should have been included, I’d like to see her spanked by the boss, the mom, and every last one of the crew members that she indirectly disrespected.
Tim – Thanks for the head’s up about spankolife. I have heard of it, but I haven’t looked into joining just yet. I’m a little leery about signing up for another networking site that I may fall behind on. :-/ No doubt I will join soon despite my reservations.
Guitar Eddie – Now that would have made a ratings sensation for sure!
Paul – Hope that you may have gotten to see the clip on the other link I added. I’m sure some of the situations are staged to encourage certain reactions and developments. Even in knowing this, I can still find it entertaining though. Some shows do cross the line and become gagworthy. That’s when it’s time to change the channel!
Lorraine – It would be an excellent use of superpowers, wouldn’t it?
Phil – There are potential spanking implements everywhere we look. The handiest of all … the hand!
Ddon – How were Lucy’s spankings vanilla? I remember seeing an episode where she was spanked and then couldn’t sit down when visiting Ethyl afterwards. My eyes grew wide at the portrayal of something other than a romantic swat or two. Good stuff.
D – Playing the role of megabrat on occasion is a lot of fun. I like getting the chance to be out of control and literally screaming to be taken in hand. It’s incredibly tension relieving both to pitch a fit and then be spanked for it!
Alan – I’ve never seen Burn Notice. I need to expand my range of television viewing. I can’t even blame missing this one on my limited cable package.
June 30th, 2009 - 7:42 am
Pixie agreed there are so many to watch actually since i told you i have not been able to get into this site again which is annoying i thought i joined it oh well another i joined is spankatropolis .comwhich is run by lovely audrey knight of spank that brat fame with cameron another spankee with sir robin it has started small but is growing love and spanks from tim xxxx by the way blackadder is available on dvd discs .
July 1st, 2009 - 7:35 pm
Just wanted to congratulate karaj on her House/Holmes parallels. I didn’t realise that and my friend Siobhan wrote a BA honours thesis on Holmes. Looking forward to impressing people with your lateral thinking.
In answer to the question my identification is wholly with the person being spanked; observers only interest me if they’re turn is next or they’ve already been spanked. The spanker role engages my attention least of all. I’ve topped men at social gatherings but that’s more out of empathy than inclination. Even at a spanking social 9 out of 10 women are disinlclined to top men, whether from propriety or a feeling of awkwardness. At Shadow Lane’s website one of the FAQs is ‘I’m a male sub, will I find any female doms at your parties?’ LOL That’s so sad! So I will take brush in hand but the whole time I feel like I’m trying to speak a foreign language.