A friend of mine (and you know who you are!) sent me a care package containing many wonderful treats and surprises. One item that really got my attention though was this little catch-a-ball paddle. I’m not sure what it’s actually called, but it’s a fun design and a pretty challenging game. However, I think my friend had another use in mind for the paddle when she tucked it in the package.
And of course the mister and I tried out that alternate use for the toy! We wrapped the string around the handle to keep it out of the way without destroying the game, tucked me under his arm, and took aim at my bare bottom. The sting was intense but tolerable and the marks were simply amazing! The polkadots started overlapping a bit but they are most visible on my lower right cheek and a well defined one and a half on the upper left (the result of me ducking in anticipation of the swat).
I was shocked to see a few spots of light purple appear as well. They faded not long afterwards, but it was a pleasant surprise for a mark-lover like me and there was no major harm done.
I’m sure the goal of the game in the original vanilla version is to score 10 – 50 points by catching the rubber ball in the indicated holes, but I think a fun spanko version would be to score 10 – 50 points for managing to get 1 – 5 polkadots to appear in a row. What do you think? Anyone up for a game?
ETA: Last night we had a rematch to see if we could improve on the score. So far, 2.5 polkadots in a row is our best.
My bottom looks like a ladybug!
November 17th, 2008 - 5:47 pm
Nice Marks. If Veronica Bound or Chelsea Pfeiffer ever want to take a swing I would happily sacrifice my back side for the sake of this new yet honorable sport.
Prefectdt
November 17th, 2008 - 8:46 pm
Great. Now every time I see a ladybug I’m going to harbor unclean thoughts. I live in the South, so it’s probably illegal. Thanks a lot. Pixie.
On a shamelessly self-promoting note, I’ve heard those bastards at Fox have decided to cancel “King of the Hill.” I’m organizing a cadre to fight this. I’ll need marchers, donations, celebrity spokespeople, a color for the ribbons because I think most of them have been taken by other causes (azure? Is azure still untapped?) and anyone with any paramilitary or “wet work” experience. Oh, and a lot of really, really good criminal lawyers.
Burn this after reading.
PB
November 18th, 2008 - 3:12 am
Cute! For some reason it reminded me of the part in that movie ‘The Misfits’ when Marilyn Monroe was showing off her paddleball moves in a bar and some guy sneaked around behind her and smacked her with one. That one didn’t have holes, and Marilyn didn’t show the mark from it, but hey -
November 18th, 2008 - 3:37 am
Diabolically fun game. Just remember, practice makes perfect
Let’s see if this toy makes its way into a video
November 18th, 2008 - 3:43 am
Paddles with holes are rumoured to have more sting than those without – less wind resistance or something. This one is certainly smart, and a wonderful way of turning something purely vanilla into a something spanky! I wonder how many children will be given these for Christmas….
Oh yes, and the marks are indeed specatcular.
November 18th, 2008 - 4:34 am
Pixie–
You know, if you overlap the circles just right, your bottom could be the new symbol for the next Olympics!
Dr. Ken
November 18th, 2008 - 5:30 am
“She had an…
itsy-bitsy, round and tiny
rosy polka-dotted hienie …. ”
November 18th, 2008 - 10:01 am
Pixie,
I love the part: “tucked me under his arm..” It sounds like he was going to spank his little treasure–spanking and affection go hand in hand.
Thanks…:)
November 18th, 2008 - 11:31 am
pixie nice to see your bare bottie again very amusing post your husband is a very lucky boy to be able to give you spanks with a paddleball love from tim.
November 18th, 2008 - 4:09 pm
Ball in a paddle…
Could easily replace the ball in a cup and it’s obviously much more fun!
November 18th, 2008 - 4:18 pm
Pixie,
{Just a quick note}:
Thanks so much for the advice about the Bobbi Tawse collection. I so much love my female friends..:)
About the website I mentioned: I didn’t realize it had less than pure of heart items listed. I was only interested in the sissy dresses. I would never have mentioned it if I had seen the other things on that website. Less than nice for my Pixie friend..
I actually can be quite tearful about the feelings of others, wanting to protect them. It’s just that I don’t know everything about certain websites.
This can be just between you (my pal) and me.
On a more positive note: I will certainly look at the Bobbi Tawse things…so delicate and wonderful!!
Thank you so much!
November 18th, 2008 - 5:58 pm
Is it so unusual to genuinely prefer giving spankings with just my hand? Are most tops implement enthusiasts?
November 18th, 2008 - 7:29 pm
You have just inspired my next post, Tony. Thank you!!
November 19th, 2008 - 3:52 am
Have never seen that game before. Have to say though… would be willing to play!
Todd and Suzy
November 19th, 2008 - 4:03 am
Tony–you are definitely not alone. I spank by hand 99% of the time. There is one lucky(?) lady that I will use one particular implement on after a lengthy warm-up by hand, but that’s it.
Dr. Ken
November 19th, 2008 - 10:08 am
Pixie,
Being easily recognized as a “vanilla” toy, this might be something you could “safely” pack in your bag and easily explain to airport security as a gift for a young relative. As for getting more than the 2-3 dots in a row you’ve already accomplished, I think you’d have to alter the angle of the swat (or grow a much bigger bottom %-( ). Rather than the cross-swat, it would take a smack down the length of the bottom, but on the side, saving the cros-smacks for the bottom itself (wouldn’t want to overlook that
).
There’s something to be said for spanking while holding the spankee lengthwise along the thigh vs. traditional OTK. There’s freedom for kicking and squirming, but the upper body is held fast and there’s no inverted-V to hurt your back (also, the view’s mighty fine – at least for the spanker
).
November 19th, 2008 - 7:44 pm
Glad there’s something new for your toy box. For me, I still think paddle ball, childhood, Easter basket followed by hide it from Dad. If you get tired of having a lady bug butt I can hook you up with some hiding place ideas. I’m sneaky like that!
November 20th, 2008 - 10:03 am
pixie much enjoyed your latest p.b. video the chair love from tim.
November 20th, 2008 - 5:21 pm
David – Great idea.
Dr. Ken – Love it!
Spenser – Wish I’d thought of it!
^Mike – Would the diaper position work as well? That would give the bottom and the back of the thighs room for more circles.
November 20th, 2008 - 6:39 pm
Prefectdt – Aren’t they fun marks? I have no doubt that Veronica would be more than happy to play a game (or 9) with you should ever you have the chance to meet.
Pallidbust – I have tainted ladybugs? For shame!!
I’ve received your message regarding Ingkay of the Illhay loud and clear and will proceed with the orders. This message will destruct in 3 … 2 …
Gary3090 – Even though they didn’t show the marks, it sure does lead to some very pleasant mental images!
007 – Paddle ball toys remind me of the Jeff Foxworthy routine about receiving one for a gift, using it about 5 times before the ball would fly off and break something and then you’d get spanked with the paddle. So true, so true, eh? That would be a funny scene.
Winchester – With its sleek design, it makes a perfect stocking stuffer for the naughty imp in your life. I sound like an infomercial.
Spenser – That is adorable!!
dani – Yes, that is his favorite position to spank me in – even more than the traditional OTK. He’s able to hold me in place where I can’t go anywhere no matter how I struggle and has his other hand free to smack my bottom.
tim – and I’m a lucky girl to have him willing to play such fun games.
D – I’d have to agree. Much more fun to be paddled than cupped, though the marks may be similar.
Tony – I’ve posed the question to everyone in tonight’s post. I’ll be curious to hear the responses especially from those tops who have very large impressive implement collections. Wonder if the hand still outranks the other toys though no matter how many pretty objects you collect?
Todd & Suzy – I’ll have to remember to pack the paddle then the next time we are due to meet up at a party!
Dr. Ken – Oh I hope you’ll share a few more details about your favorite implement on the new post.
^Mike – I’d like to have gotten my bottom to look like a domino if possible, but there’s always a few mis-swats and it takes a while to “erase” the mark and start again. Towards the end I did get a more diagonal swat to the thigh (one of the unmarked areas left) and that really stung. Do not like!!
Here at home, I’m usually grabbed and tucked under the arm or bent over in a standing position more so than traditional OTK. I’m not sure why but it’s always been that way. It does give the back a nice rest.
2Good – Sneaky hiding places? Do tell. Though there is the risk of being spanked for hiding the toys … and since it would be your ideas, I’ll forward the spankings on to you.
Redchief – Diaper position? Eeesh!! Let’s not go giving any ideas like that. Tsk!
November 22nd, 2008 - 12:10 am
ASK YOUR FRIEND WHERE I CAN BUY ONE,PLEASE. GREAT PICTURES,ALWAYS GREAT BUTT.
November 23rd, 2008 - 1:30 pm
Nuh uh!
November 26th, 2008 - 10:56 pm
Damn you got a cute butt!!!
December 4th, 2008 - 4:02 am
King of the Hill has been canceled.
I wonder if its out on DVD… Now I won’t even able to forget to watch it on Sundays……