I received a ticket the other day. No, not a speeding or a parking ticket, but “an official household court” ticket from my boyfriend. Can you believe it?? I was shocked and proclaimed my innocence with every step as I was hauled off to the kitchen.
Now I admit that strands of my long blonde curls do have a habit of showing up just about everywhere, I sometimes forget about mystery leftovers in the back of the fridge, and if I had my way, the thermostat would permanently be fixed at 80 degrees, but the other charges are unfounded, I tell ya. Sheets can’t be tucked in when you’re using them to huddle up in the frigid sub-80 degree environment, buying the wrong brand of dry food does not qualify as cat neglect (even Stink will back me up on that one), and clickbeetles are the grossest bugs around so that fear is completely reasonable. My pleas fell on deaf ears and I was given my punishment – 2 smacks for every offense.
Despite my pleading, I couldn’t help but grin and giggle at the same time. I thought it was really funny and kind of sweet that he surprised me with a ticket mandating a playful spanking. My only hope is next time the ticket will be delivered in uniform!
September 22nd, 2008 - 9:58 pm
That is the best thing I’ve seen all week. Hehe.
September 23rd, 2008 - 1:21 am
The least he could have done was wear his uniform! But I agree, it is sweet. You’re a very lucky girl.
September 23rd, 2008 - 1:59 am
I’m sure I don’t have to tell you this, but you have a fantastic boyfriend!
And I’m sure we’re all wondering–where did he find the ticket? I’m sure there are more than a few of us who would like to download a blank copy for later use….
Dr. Ken
September 23rd, 2008 - 2:34 am
I can’t help but notice that he didn’t actually check the box next to “Penalty”
Guess it woulda been doubled if you’d pointed that out 
September 23rd, 2008 - 2:58 am
I hope you told him that you appreciated his getting custom made tickets with his photograph on top…. a perfect and very flattering likeness!
Alan
September 23rd, 2008 - 5:14 am
pixie very amusing post your boyfriend is a very lucky chap to have you as a girl friend love from tim.
September 23rd, 2008 - 6:39 am
Pixie,
Being spanked by a man in uniform? That idea has crossed my mind dozens of times! Thanks for the post.
September 23rd, 2008 - 9:40 am
Looking at some of the boxes that were unchecked, I’d say that your boyfriend is a lucky bloke.
Reckless shopping?
Not allowed to hang with his mates?
September 23rd, 2008 - 10:41 am
That is one of the coolest things that I have read in a long time!! You were darn lucky that you knew the judge, jury and executioner
September 23rd, 2008 - 10:56 am
Awwww that is so cute, lol!
September 23rd, 2008 - 1:10 pm
A mere dozen swats and off you go with a warning: Do it again! Talk about a revolving door, no wonder the recidivism rate’s so high for such crimes. Maybe you should unpack his old Ranger’s uniform, just in case you get the notion to start “misbehaving” in the forest.
September 23rd, 2008 - 1:18 pm
When I read this I got a mental image of you having your mug shots taken, with numbers underneath, while your crime and sentence was being read out and all this complete with the Dragnet theme tune playing (Dragnet Theme:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr_oyN-fd60 ). I prefer women police officers myself
Prefectd
September 23rd, 2008 - 1:30 pm
Oh Pixie, that is too funny — I love it! What a creative guy. Although I do think he was reaching just a bit with your “crimes,” but we all know that’s what tops do.
September 23rd, 2008 - 3:10 pm
That is TOO cute!!!
September 23rd, 2008 - 3:24 pm
LOL Very funny and cute, Pixie. You can’t escape the long arm of the law, not that you would want to.
Michael
September 23rd, 2008 - 5:01 pm
lolllll…… where can we get some of those blank tickets ??
Dave.
September 23rd, 2008 - 10:13 pm
That list of infractions seems incomplete. What if your bf made his own ticket to include…bratting and rolling of the eyes? Would that earn you more tickets? Are there other naughty behaviors you’d consider worthy additions? You can tell us and we’ll keep it a secret from you know who!
September 24th, 2008 - 1:33 am
what if your boyfriend gave you a real discipline spanking,instead of a fun one? how would you have felt about that?
September 24th, 2008 - 3:48 am
click beetles are the scariest bug ever I have to agree with you on that one.
September 24th, 2008 - 6:29 pm
Love it! All sorts of possible chargeable offences – and plenty of scope to make an enirely new ticket. The B/f evidently has a wonderful sense of humour – perhaps he has to have, to match your own. The penalty however was really quite light! To us who have to put up with English temperatures, 80% is so warm as to warrant no bedclothes at all – and they should be (at the pain of many smacks) tidily put away in the drawer or cupboard.
However – your forthcoming myriad of smacks for the benefit of animal welfare does perhaps go some way to mitigate the penalty:-)
Thanks Pixie for a most humorous blog entry!
September 24th, 2008 - 6:31 pm
PS
Hair in the sink or basis in a REALLY pet hate of mine – that would warrant LOTS of smacks!
September 24th, 2008 - 7:35 pm
Darling Clare
NMaybe I should not comment but it seems to me that for yourgirlfriend Chelsea Clare’s is the bottom needing the most spanking You are the naughtiest brat she knows even though you are healthy competition for her businesswise. Wondr what either of you would think of being caned together by acane longenough to hit the pretty bums simultaneously. Instead of spanking each other or you coming off worst love the two of you take punishment alongside one another. Maybe you will need to createpublic nuisance together in order to receive a joint punishment.Perhaps the sort of thing relished by Mr Cjelsea or your local police chief!! After the spanking you would most likely ned to call the local fire chief to douse the flames of ardour between you.
By the way Baby Clare only needs ahort short dress to make herself look really attractive and tempt me over to California to kiss and possibly spank you and Chelsea!!
September 25th, 2008 - 12:20 am
Chloe – I should send you and Herb a ticket. >:)
Kate James – I am very lucky indeed. He treats me so well and spanks so well too!
Dr. Ken – My fantastic boyfriend found these being sold at a convenience store. He went in for some coffee and spotted them. He asked the guy at the corner if he ever used them for his wife or girlfriend, but the guy just kind of grunted. Not sure what that means. Anyway, there are 15 tickets to a pad and he found them at an On The Run.
007 – Yeah, I tried pointing out that he at first had neglected to enter the date which I thought made all charges invalid. He didn’t agree, snatched the ticket, filled in the date and began my spanking. We’ll see how well I do next time if he misses checking the penalty boxes.
Alan – Very funny. If a police officer pulls you over and he looks like that, I’d worry.
Tim – Thank you. Yes, I think we’re both pretty lucky and very happy with one another.
dani – There’s just something about a man in uniform ….
Steve(UK) – Yeah, I think my infractions are generally on the lower end of the scale. It’s always interesting to see what additional ones he comes up with to write it.
Richard – Yes, but I wasn’t so lucky in that my only available legal consultant was my cat who sat there snoring loudly, ignoring us.
Jai – Thanks. They are cute and fun too.
^Mike – My first ticket from this pad was only 4 swats for leaving the kitchen window open all day while I was out. Clearly I didn’t learn my lesson since this time I managed to earn 12. And the way he’s going around noting things down left and right, my next ticket is going to be much worse.
Prefectdt – I prefer male police officers myself, but I’d also like to dress up as a police officer as well. Perhaps I should and then find my own versions of these tickets for my boyfriends offenses.
Erica – Yeah, he was definitely reaching, but those answeres were the most fun too.
Naomi – Thanks!
Michael – Nope, I’m quite happy being well within reach of the long arm of the law.
Dave – Look for them at convenience stores. I’m pretty sure my bf found this one at On The Run.
2Good – Let’s no go giving him a bunch of helpful hints now!!
He’s already taking notes on such behaviors like eye rolling and stamping my feet and will be using them in the next giant ticket.
Hairbrushman – that would have been very different, unusual, and unexpected. Although I engaged in real discipline spanking as a part of a relation for a couple of years, we have never incoroporated that level of discipline into my current relationship. I’m not sure that either one of want that right now. I mean I will get spanked on the spot for true infractions (like going to bed and leaving all the doors in the house unlocked when he’s working an overnight shift) The spanking is for something real,and it gets the point across, but it’s not as stricts and regimented as the DD relationship I was in before.
halfpint – click beetles freak me out. They always have. The noise they make, the way they jump, and the crunch they make when one of my cats catches them. Ick!!
Winchester – So if hair in sinks and basins would earn me lots of spanks, but what about the hairs of mine that have an amazing ability to stick to your shirt, get woven into your sock, or as you’re driving along, you suddenly see a curly strand spiral across the dashboard of your car. My hair gets everywhere.
JohnJoyce – Errrmm … I think you would like to chat with Clare. Her blog is http://clarefondaspanking.com/
October 20th, 2008 - 5:17 pm
That is hilarious! I’ve so got to find or make up tickets like that.
October 20th, 2008 - 6:06 pm
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