Antique shops and flea markets can be fun places to nose around once in a while. Last weekend I managed to score a huge stack of piano sheet music for $5 at the flea market and last year I found my treasured wooden school desk at an antique fair. But these places can also be a little dangerous to a spanko’s bottom sometimes.
One day my boyfriend found a narrow wooden paddle for sale at one of the tables. The seller said it was some sort of old handmade food paddle. Food paddle?? He bought it but had no intentions of assaulting food with it. The only buns this paddle would be spanking were mine.
He gave me a few swats with the paddle and it had a delightful sting. But rather than add it to our toy collection, we were concerned that the aged wood would split if we really played with it. So my crafty boyfriend headed down to his workshop and made a replica … only heavier, thicker, and ouchier than the original. How errrmmm … thoughtful. Really, he shouldn’t have.
He still wants to touch up his creation with another layer of clear coat (which will probably only make it sting worse) but was eager to test it out first. I have to say, it definitely did the job! And unfortunately I think it will be a while before this one splits and breaks.
August 8th, 2008 - 9:34 pm
As you know, I’m a big fan of fire safety, but I have to ask…is the fire extinguisher there in case the paddle bursts into flames, or in case your bottom does?
Lovely handiwork (and you can take that in any of the ways it can be taken).
August 8th, 2008 - 10:05 pm
Nice touch, Pix: a handy fire extinguisher in the first photo, no doubts about its purpose!
August 8th, 2008 - 11:07 pm
Your bf knows by now of your track record for breaking implements. He’s obviously made added improvements to the original. Has your butt finally met its match?
August 8th, 2008 - 11:17 pm
A few things.
1. Piano? You should post a clip of you playing for us sometime. And or getting spanked for not practicing enough.
2. Your bf has mad phat woodworking skills in addition to his skill as a spanker.
August 9th, 2008 - 5:38 am
There’s something about an antique wooden paddle. I find a lot of old cutting boards at yard sales and wood just seems like the right material for lasting a while. I hate the trend towards clear lexan paddles!! It just doesn’t seem traditional!!!
Linde
August 9th, 2008 - 7:05 am
LOVELY POST PIXIE OH DEAR EVEN AT HOME YOURPOOR BOTTIE GETS SPANKS LOVE FROM TIM
August 9th, 2008 - 9:55 am
I’m a sucker for found old things that can be and may have been used for kinky purposes. Although, IKEA does have an entire section of brand new implements.
August 9th, 2008 - 1:10 pm
There’s and old saying (I love) that goes: “If all you have is a hammer, all your problems look like nails.”
Perhaps, once your b.f. “perfects” his latest implement, he’ll further refine the design to get just the intended result (like that sting you so appreciated in the original). Nothing like having the “right tool for the right job” when you need it. (Any chance that new paddle will make its way to the PB set? Yours shouldn’t be the only bottom to have all the fun - and I’m sure you wouldn’t mind “sharing”!
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August 9th, 2008 - 1:29 pm
I Protest..! Your bf wasn’t buying the paddle for his antigues collection. He just wanted to spank you with it. And in his haste he copied one. Well I believe he should have used the old paddle till it decided to give up his life and broke…
No fair play, a brand new one agaist an antigue one. I’m in favour of the antigue one and want to see it firmly applied to your lovely bottom..
XXX, Funbun
August 9th, 2008 - 4:07 pm
Pixie–
judging from those wonderful shots of your derriere, that new paddle is very effective, indeed, and will be for many spankings to come. Kudos to your BF for his mad woodworking skills! And kudos to you for achieving such lovely shades of pink and red!
Dr. Ken
August 9th, 2008 - 6:16 pm
Pixie -
Second hand stores and antique shops are indeed a treasure trove. Not too long ago, I found two vintage Jokari paddles, in great condition, along with the rubber ball to play the game for $5.00. The sales woman suggested it was a beach game … umm, yeah. I have no idea where the rubber ball is now.
August 9th, 2008 - 11:02 pm
Dag. Such nice handiwork. You gotta love markets where the vendors have no clue what they’re REALLY selling.
As always, thanks for sharing lovely pics of the most beautiful bottom in the video world.
August 10th, 2008 - 5:12 am
Pixie, were you there when he bought the paddle? Did it, or would it, make you embarrassed or self-conscious that someone might think the paddle was going to be used for spanking you?
Even if it’s a common household item, we always wonder what the checker or people around us think when we buy something we’ll be using as a spanking implement. At the time it seems so painfully obvious that that 7-piece spatula set isn’t going to be used for stir-frying.
August 10th, 2008 - 6:34 am
There is something to be said for making your own implements.
I recall an incident when a woodwork teacher became so annoyed with one of the boys in our class that he found a sheet of plywood, cut out a paddle-shaped whacking implement with the electric band saw, and then proceeded straight to a test run on the boy’s rear.
Clearly, though, that did not involve the same amount of TLC that your boyfriend has put into his creation.
I must say that the chair looks a bit uncomfortable. When the finishing touches are being applied to the paddle, maybe you should be told to bend over the workmate for the test swats. I think that would be a very fitting use for a workmate, and a lot more stable.
August 10th, 2008 - 9:04 am
Pixie,
The mention of paddles reminds me of a daydream I often have:
I’m standing in front of the college dean’s desk wearing a plaid schoolgirl outfit with delicate white panties and a beret-style hat.
The dean is lecturing me about my poor academic performance. Suddenly, he pushes a button and through the intercom he says, “send in the Punisher.”
The Punisher is a very sexy, experienced spanker who has been hired by the college specifically to deal with wayward “girlies.”
After studying my record, he orders me into a position over the dean’s desk. He adjusts the webcam, then selects the loveliest paddle I could ever hope for.
Just knowing my punishment is being watched by literally thousands of people makes me feel so vulnerable, so eager to submit to this beautiful man.
Daydreams can be fun, can’t they?
August 10th, 2008 - 5:32 pm
Very nice Pixie,
It looks like your boyfriend maintains a steady & firm hand in wood work. I’m guessing that piece he just finished is made of either Birds-eye Maple or African Zebra wood…very nice work.
I hope you two are having a fun summer.
Have a great week,
Razor
August 11th, 2008 - 6:41 am
lovely to have holly back she is a pretty spankee and also a great spanker as you know yourself pixie love from tim
August 11th, 2008 - 7:10 pm
Fireman Chris - My hope is that the paddle bursts into flames! How neat would that be? I’ve broken things with my bottom before, but never lit them on fire. Maybe one day …. >:)
Anonymous - Safety first. You never know what might happen.
2Good - I think my butt met its match the day I met my boyfriend.
JC - Maybe one day. Still need to get the piano tuned. Or maybe I should record before I get it tuned. That way I can blame any wrong notes on the faulty piano.
Linde - I prefer implements made of traditional materials like wood and leather too. Guess we like to keep the old fashioned part in a good old fashioned spanking.
tim - Yep. Spanking is an integral part of my life online and off.
Radagast - I haven’t been to an IKEA in years, but I hear it is a spanko’s haven. Maybe I should ask the boyfriend about taking a trip to look at what they have to offer.
Dreams of Horses - To get that perfect sting, I think the paddle would need to be made thinner, but then it would be more likely to snap. I’m all for trying to make it more like the original though! Snapping and all. Not sure if it will be used on the PB set, but that would be pretty fun. Do I get to choose who it’s used on? Muahaha!
funbun - No, actually he is a big antique collector (some things I like, some things I consider just more stuff to have to dust) and so there is no way that he’d chance breaking it over my bottom. The original shall hang in the kitchen and his replica will be on hand in the toy box for when I’m perhaps naughty in the kitchen.
Dr. Ken - Doesn’t it figure that I’d be partnered with a man that not only enjoys spanking but also does woodworking for a hobby?
mitch - A Jokari set for $5? What a steal!
007 - Thanks.
Eric - No I wasn’t at the flea market when he bought the paddle. I wouldn’t have been embarrassed if I had been though. Only if he bent me over the table and swatted me with it to test it out or something.
Steve (UK) - Sounds like one irritated teacher to be pushed to the point of crafting an implement on the spot. Where did this take place?
The chair actually is quite nice. It’s a padded stool meant to comfort the bottom that sits on it … or the bottom that lays over it! Has those nice bars at the bottom to grab onto. I have been bent over the woodworking table on occasion too. Luckily he’s never chosen to clamp me into place.
dani - That is quite a daydream. Not only a punishment but one that is viewed by thousands. Wow.
Razor - He said that the paddle is made from regular old maple, but he’s very flattered that you liked his craftmanship. We are having a great summer. Hope you are too!
tim - Holly has been with us since near PB’s inception and is always a pleasure to have as either a spanker or spankee.
August 12th, 2008 - 6:12 am
That woodwork lesson was at my secondary school back in the 1970s. The teachers could be quite imaginative when it came to choosing punishment implements.
August 13th, 2008 - 12:22 pm
I think the food paddle may have been one half of a butter making set…..certainly antique and not worth risking breaking - many moern spatulas would probably work just as well:-) Did the b/f intend to make a bigger one? Whichever way. it evidently worked very well on your bottom judging by the photographs.
The chair looks as if it spins, rather like a piano stool one teacher at my junior school used - for positioning unruly boys for the slipper. It could be neatly adjusted for height!
August 13th, 2008 - 6:14 pm
SO RED!!!! i lov it. it looks terrific. ur ass is so round n spankable that i would lov to smack it.
August 20th, 2008 - 2:04 am
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