Okay–but then don’t be surprised by what happens next….

Linde – Terrible isn’t it how we end up getting spanked for simply looking around the room. Merely being observant and vigilant. Never know when a ninja might descend from the ceiling.

Dr. Ken – Should we get the chance to meet face to face, I’ll have to remember to adopt that stance.

tim – sometimes it does!

dani – when the lecture is stern enough and well earned, that is one time I don’t dare sass back. I become very submissive.

Chloe – Sorry!!! Didn’t mean to. It’s our psychic connection at work again.

Sarah – You are a brave one!!!

MKB – I’ve tried claiming that a sigh that escapes is really just a sudden need for a deep breath. If I ever had the pleasure of being spanked by you, I don’t guess that one would fly?

lispy – You have many practiced techniques! I can only imagine how quickly you might be looking at the carpet if you used a few of them at one go.

Erica – Give up bratting?! Don’t ever do that. Stay far, far away from Botox if for no other reason. The world would be a lot more sad and boring if you ever had to stop bratting.

Todd & Suzy – Yup. If I don’t quit it, my eyes are going to pop right out of my head and roll across the floor one day.

naughty boy – Smart remarks will do it too. Of course I kind of like the non-verbal cues too because then I can give a good shocked response of, “what? I didn’t say anything!” and mean it.

Dreams of Horses – Oh yes, the talking hand. I like to accompany that gesture with the “wahw wahw wahw” sound the adults made in Peanuts.

Serial Spanker – Sounds like you and your girl are on the same wavelength and don’t need any hints or cues at all!

2Good – I am taking notes and will let you know the end result. Would you like to take a scientific educated guess on how the experiment might turn out?

Winchester – LOL!!

Brad D. – Thank you We spankees and spankers may have different approaches, but we seem to happily end up with achieving the same goal.

Dave – Oooh! Walking away. That is ballsy. Of course it could lead to a fun chase and tackle. *Adds to list of techniques to try.

Chelsea – You indeed have a lovely eye rolling technique. Your eyes are so expressive whether they are saying “oh please”, “you’re in trouble”, or “happy, happy!” And while as the anonymous person below posted, that is actually the back of Susan’s head in the photo, I know I’ve done an eye roll or seven with you and regretted it every time!

Anonymous – I can personally vouch that boredom is never an issue when getting spanked by Chelsea. And one of the things I love when hearing her lecturing a girl during the spanking is when she taunts the girl by mimicking her whining.

I enjoy your analytical view of spankings. Seeing the eye roll as moving things along, that is pretty funny.

Of course, spankees as a class probably have better senses of humor than spankers, who seem to always want to get down to business and take trivial matters so seriously.

Sarcasm is a ticket to a quick trip OTK, as are annoyed groans. A friend (non-partner) I had in college once admitted that, growing up, her widowed father had spanked her on average about once a week. The main reason? Talking back when he was lecturing or scolding her. A partner told me that the grandmother who raised her used to make threats of an impending paddling by starting with “If you don’t…” and ending with the phrase, “…or you’ll know the reason why!” Once she reached her early teens, she could no longer resist challenging this grammatical error, with the predictable result. Knowing what to expect when that particular button was pushed, I made sure to incorporate that phrase into any lecture I knew was going to be continued OTK. I never let her get out of the lecture, but her long sighs and groans of annoyance were soon replaced with much sweeter sounds.