Earlier in the week I went to the Kutztown Festival with my boyfriend. It was a beautiful day and actually rather cool considering it’s July. The festival is all about the Pennsylvania Dutch folklife and featured the traditions, crafts, and way of life of the early German settlers.
I loved the petting “zoo” they had with lots of baby farm animals. How cute are these little piggies napping in the sun?
I’m not really feeding the goat my ice cream (hey, there are some things a girl just won’t share). The cone was filled with some sort of feed that this guy happily snarfed down.
There were tons of vendors selling all sorts of traditional crafts, furniture, quilts, and yummy treats. Of course what caught my eye were all the wood and leather workers’ stands. With all the wooden spoons, paddles, and belts on display, I had to remind myself I wasn’t at the Shadow Lane Vendor’s Faire.
These were being sold as wristbands by Old School Leather. The name alone had my spanking thoughts in overdrive and I think these would make handy, portable, wearable mini straps. Easily controlled, nicely weighted, no need to double it over like a belt and cause an unsightly crease, just lovely. Don’t you think that’s a much better use than a wristband alone?
These caught my attention too. A bucket full of oddly shaped paddles with a comfort grip for the spanker? Errr, no. I was disappointed to find they were just those noisy pop guns and it was time to reel myself back in.
But before the day was over, I was spanked with one unusual improvised spanking implement – a shamrock. My boyfriend had purchased a shamrock shaped wooden plaque with a handpainted hex sign similar to the one below and I was giving him lip about buying an Irish plaque at a German festival. Without warning, he grabbed the shamrock by the stem and smacked my bottom right there in public! He’s getting quite brave. I wish I could have gotten a picture of that, but I wasn’t quite up for asking a random passerby to take a picture of my boyfriend reenacting the shamrock spanking for my blog. You’ll have to use your imagination this time, but you can bet your Lucky Charms I was blushing on both ends after this little public display.
As we finished up our day at the festival and were headed back to the truck, we passed this sign. Apparently Richard Windsor was having an all you can eat feast at his castle. Reasonably priced, but knowing ol’ Richard they’d probably be serving Vegemite and tofu dogs so we passed in favor of Cracker Barrel (who I’m sad to note was all sold out of paddle ball sets).
July 6th, 2007 - 1:59 am
They actually DO make spanking paddles in the Pennsylvania Dutch colony. Not the best quality, but they ARE amusing.
Glad you had a great time, sweetie. Thanks for sharing the pics.
July 6th, 2007 - 5:41 am
Just as well that you did not find any paddle ball toys. You were quite inept in Cabin Fever in your use of the fly-back paddle ball.
However, the paddle was quite effective in adding more color to your very deserving bottom. My question is why Keith and Steve were so patient with you brats?
Brad D.
July 6th, 2007 - 10:26 am
It’s an old Irish legend that a Shamrock spanking provides VERY GOOD LUCK.
That is, for the spanker.
July 6th, 2007 - 11:03 am
>>> The festival is all about the Pennsylvania Dutch folklife and featured the traditions, crafts, and way of life of the early German settlers < <<
After this statement I have no choice but to take you over my knee! Dutch people come from Holland and the Germans come from Germany. In this sentence it seems the Dutchies are coming from Germany…
Anyway in both those neighbouring countries it was (is) a good custom to take naughty girls over the knee!
XXX, Funbun
July 6th, 2007 - 11:21 am
007 – That’s why I’m waiting until the SL party to purchase any paddles.
Brad – Keith and Steve have the patience of saints. And Clare and I have the attitudes of angels … with horns holding up our halos.
Tim – But didn’t he already have the luck in getting to spank me?
Funbun – But the Pennsylvania Dutch ARE in fact German settlers. The word “Dutch” in this case is actually a mangled version of the word “Deutsch” which refers to German. This is a link to read more about the Pennsylvania Dutch . Sorry, but no spanking earned by me this time!!!
July 6th, 2007 - 2:18 pm
Goats!!! When I was a kid, I wanted a goat soo bad. And a dolphin. And a monkey.
July 6th, 2007 - 3:56 pm
Well I have to apologize as you clearly did your homework very well…
So extra bubble gum and half an hour of gentle strokes to your bare bum and not ONE SINGLE slap! not even the lightest pat..!
Very difficult for me and I hope a real pleasure for you..!
You earned it!
XXX, Funbun
July 6th, 2007 - 5:03 pm
Sounds like a really fun day. Very cool pics. btw, we bet you’d have zero problem getting someone to take a pic of your next ‘shamrock’ spanking.
~Todd & Suzy
ps
loved the pics from earlier this week!
July 6th, 2007 - 5:21 pm
Love your pictures! I always love country fun!
Thanks for sharing them with us.
Love all your pictures, amber.
BIG HUGS
padme amidala
July 6th, 2007 - 9:46 pm
Hi pixie, can I add your blog to mine? thank you…
enjoy spanking
July 7th, 2007 - 6:49 pm
Pixie I don’t know if I’ve said this enough, but if you weren’t so good in all your other professions, you could be a professional photographer.
I’m telling ya honey, those pictures look as if they were taken by a pro, just glorious, makes me wish I had something like that in my neck of the woods to visit, heh.
Oh wasn’t he a bit brave to have dared that in public. Though with your more than perfect bottom as a target, can’t say I blame him. And I’m so glad you enjoyed yourself, it’s the parts of life that we enjoy the most that keep us young, not as if you need the help or anything though… heh.
And I just wanted to say, this week’s Pixie’s Preview has me anxious something fierce, heh. From all that I’ve ever seen of Veronica’s work, she is quite the capable spanker, and with you, Jules, and Bev as her spankees, I’m sure next week’s shoot will be just fantastic. Can not wait to see all the ideas you guys came up with.
But, real quick, I wanted to ask you something. The picture you have up in the preview, where you’re in the adorablious cheer-leading outfit over Mama V’s lap, with the clearly cheery red, but still covered – grr, hehe – bottom. Where on earth is that clip??
Anything you two do together is always so great, and that scene looks just awesome. Is there any plans on releasing it onto video or in the member’s area?
Because I, for one, am dying to see it. So hopefully -fingers crossed- that may happen soon?
Okay, enough begging on my part, heh. Hope you have a great weekend.
Lee
July 7th, 2007 - 7:55 pm
That’s not an all you can eat feast my dear Pixie!! That was just a ruse to lure the naughty girls in.
With all those paddles, straps and wooden spoons lying around, I needed somewhere to practice my art.
The Tofu Dogs and the Marmite were for my energy level after the spankings, you know how I like to sweat away all that protein
I’m a Pom remember, so it has to be Marmite!! The Kangaroo shaggers down under are the ones who eat Vegamite
Richard Windsor.
July 8th, 2007 - 12:36 pm
Hmmm..I guess me and my girl aren’t the only ones that like going around looking for perfectly innocent tools to put to such naughty uses! I enjoyed this very much! Thanks for sharing.
July 8th, 2007 - 1:04 pm
Chloe – what, no llama or emu?
Funbun – yep, I did my homework. Thanks for the extra bubblegum and pats.
Todd & Suzy – thanks! Those shamrocks hurt more than you’d think!!
padme – thank you.
I’m looking forward to the hot air balloon fest next.
Lee – thank you very much. The scene you’re referring to will be put up in the members’ section soon. In fact the next time I’m up for an update on PB I’m going to allow my blog readers to choose which of my scenes will be shown next.
Richard – Marmite, Vegemite, all icky.
I should have known there was a heavier price to pay than just $12 for dinner! There would have to be a spanking too.
July 8th, 2007 - 1:07 pm
Soflo – you are definitely not alone. Everywhere I go I am looking at things from a spanko’s perspective.
July 8th, 2007 - 7:51 pm
Like RW I too am a “Pom” – and from my perspective, though I hav yet to view Cabin Fever and other spankings you have mentioned, there is one that you thoroughly deserve: a childhood friend of mone was slippered severely for bursting Bubble Gum bubbles in his mother’s house, because every bubble burst showers nasty little stick traces over quite a wide area – you seem to get away with the nasty habit all the time.
Still a great blog – and I envy those on the other side of the Pond who are able to share in the Shadow Lane party.
I too find even hardware stores and even jumble sales a source of unlikely and unusual implements – although always with unfulfilled hope of anything other than private and personal use: it is not just choice, but necessity that inhibits me from joining others. My job and my home would be forfeit if my superiors even knew I dared to visit sites like yours!
July 9th, 2007 - 5:37 am
hmm sound like you had a spanking time lol even so no spanking was involed bet it made you wanted to get spanked or get a spanking.
as for ya boyfriend maybe he wanted to spank you that why he did what did maybe he wanted to help ya out. help you get ya craving over with..
if you were brave enough you could had walk up and ask the people in charge if you can get a spanking or ask to be spanked with the stuff you may had helped thier business lol.
Mike