What’s a girl to do when she really is (*cough* for the most) part well-behaved yet wants to earn a spanking? Or what if she just wishes to honor her naughty inner child? She playfully brats. That’s what.

There are many ways to really earn a real spanking, but I don’t always want to do something truly bad or upsetting. Role play is great and spanking just for the sake of spanking can be enjoyable too, but getting spanked for something I’ve actually done is on another level entirely. And a playful spanking for playful bratting can be a delightfully fun time for all.

When I brat, I have a few rules I keep in mind. I don’t do anything that could possibly injure someone or damage property. Toilet papering someone’s car = funny. Egging and ruining the car’s paint job = not funny and very expensive. But keeping those limits in mind, let the games begin!

Know a spanker with a strong dislike for clowns? Well, why not tuck a lifelike clown mask in his bed to wish him sweet dreams? Then kick back and wait for the yelp … and prepare to yelp a bit yourself about 30 seconds later.

Can’t find a good clown mask? No problem. Just decorate a replica of his favorite paddle with a friendly clown face. Please note that painting a paddle will probably mean getting your backporch painted red with that very same paddle.

Hiding an implement is a classic brat technique. After all, out of sight, out of mind, right? Well, let’s kick it up a notch and hide it in plain view. Doesn’t this wooden bathbrush make a lovely wall display when a few flowers and a pretty ribbon are tied on? If quizzed, be sure to keep your answers short and innocent.

“Where’s my bathbrush?!”

“Gee, I don’t know. I could have sworn I saw it hanging around here somewhere just the other day.”
A simple little chicken sticker can provide lots of fun too. Especially when it’s put on a spanker’s back … best applied when in a group of people such as an office environment.

Computers are great bratting tools too. I’ve been known to set a few to meow every time a window was opened and gobble like a turkey when an email arrived. And of course with access to Photoshop or other image editing software, the possibilities are limitless.

But just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets spanked. And then it’s just fantastic!